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  3. davidbyrne:

    i love laughing about the friend zone because it’s so dumb like you know most of those dudes aren’t even IN the “friend zone” they’re in the “ugh god not this dude again” zone

    (via laughbitches)

     

  4. zackisontumblr:

    i want a bf with a select vocabulary which includes phrases like:

    • yes babe
    • you’re cute
    • of course i will bring you snacks
    • my dick is 3 feet long
    • you’re always right babe i’m sorry

    (via laughbitches)

     
  5. robertshmurder:

    the game is evolving too quickly

    (Source: cozyqueen, via laughbitches)

     
  6. singingsh0wtunes:

    subway sure doesn’t mess around when it comes to puns

    (via laughbitches)

     
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  12. + Meredith Grey - Grey’s Anatomy -

    (Source: babyara, via fuckyeahmeredithandderek)

     
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  14. wanglnciaga:

    so when ur famous do u just magically have great skin or

    (Source: deadlustre, via laughbitches)

     

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